450 Turkish Sheep Leap to Their Deaths

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161949,00.html

"In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile" ... "Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned..."

"They're all Wasted."

I would have called it "Drunken sheeps plunge in desperation from clifftops after learning they are in fact Turkish"